Bar Mitzvah
Why blog now?
Meagan does not appreciate me logging onto myspace as her, My dear friends Dan and Mike have both reprimanded me for sending messages through Meagan’s myspace, and my former roommate, current comrade, Aaron, suggested I do what I’m about to do, that is to create my own space elsewhere. Additionally, I realized I check y’all’s pages to see what you’ve been doing (e.g. I know Jasso and Kennedy are now meeting at the “Max,” I’m still passed out on my former stoop, Tim is preparing all new work for a sprawling exhibit, and Dave Rhodes is not viewed favorably, in general). Furthermore, I’m struck by my helplessness to contact a certain traveling person (Dan) and do not wish that my own remoteness, even though its just KS, will strike another person. And so, after some time and listening, my committee has advised me to enter. It’s time I quit cutting myself off from those that may be interested in my current happenings.
Why not Myspace?
You might be asking yourself why doesn’t this guy just get a friggin’ myspace account. I don’t have a simple answer to that question. I HAD a myspace account but deleted it. I’d like to try something new.
What will I blog?
As you might have guessed, blooger5000.wordpress.com will be primarily current milltyl happenings and other update related information. I do not have an axe to grind, I will not talk about sports or use this as a venue to complain about Bush. So if you care to know what’s happening in KS and my life, this is the place to check. Peace out.
ONOMATOPEIA
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That is the noises that my computer made to talk to your internet web-page site. I am contacting you from the year of 19 and 95, using my dial-up mo-dem. At this point, there are no flying cars, though you future types likely have them. Additionally, we hyphen-ate words for no apparent rea-son, here in the past.
I am glad that you have now created an internet and that I am able to view it from the past, here in my parent’s home. Who is this Bush you speak of? Did the mighty Clinton not smite him in 1992? I tried to move into a loft, but they rented it after I did a walkthough and told them I wanted to move in. To compensate me, they did exactly nothing, but the realtor assures me they are very sorry.
I do not care for Michael’s girlfriend. She has many issues, most of which are obvious to casual observers. She has no taste for tater-tot casserole. Blasphemy.
I have purchased a new bicycle. It is partially made of carbon. The rest is made out of speed.
I am glad to hear that you have not returned to MySpace.
I have not made any bad decisions lately.
I am taking a class that is so painfully easy I have fallen asleep in it. The teacher asked “What are some types of variables a computer should know about?” The answer was “numbers” or “letters” or “contants like pi.” One student answered “a car?” and I could tell the teacher was displeased. For once, he is not displeased at me and my strange 1995 hyphen-ation. Additionally, we wear onions on our belts, as that is the fashion of this time.
Here is an article on holophonic sound. . I bought The Final Cut. It is mostly about WWII.
I hope you are well. Have a cool summer.
Dang. I forgot to close that link tag. Now everything is a link.
Just for the record. I like Dave Rhodes.